Now that President Trump has appointed a Chief of Staff named Mick, perhaps future vacancies will also be filled with Rock n' Roll namesakes, such as:
Snoop Dog (FBI)
Sly (DOJ)
Ziggy Stardust (Space Force)
Slash (OMB)
Howlin' Wolf (press secretary)
Ringo (FCC)
50 Cent (Treasury)
Captain Beefheart or Johnny Rotten (USDA)
Pigpen or Muddy Waters (EPA)
Leadbelly (Bureau of Mines and Minerals)
Dr. John (surgeon general)
Common (ICC)
Iggy and the Stooges (the RNC).
h/t Jim Pfander, Nadav Shoked, Louis Rose, Alex Lubet, Bob Burns
Show some respect already. He is my Dear Leader.
How about these: the Police (FBI), Major Tom (DOD), B-52's (USAF) Leonard Cohen "Everybody Knows" for NSA, Thomas Dolby (National Science Foundation)
Finally! A post with respect to which a wackadoodle can deliver a typical wackadoodle's comment that will appear, in context, to be just as deep and funny and intelligent as the original post.
anon^^^The Administrators of this blog allow me to post because I am so good looking. As a matter of fact, they told me that they would give me a daytime pod cast if I lost a few pounds and went to Hair Club for Men. As for the wackadoodle, I remind you that I am not the President of America.
Talking Heads for Press secretary.
Grateful Dead for Surgeon General.
Jefferson Airplane for Sec of Transportation.
Quicksilver Messenger Service for Head of the USPS
HUD–John Denver
Fed Chair–Aretha Franklin(s)
Government Printing Office-Elvis Presley
anon for the win