Andy Borowitz is saying untrue things about Donald Trump, including his latest claim that Vladimir Putin is going to sing at the presidential inauguration:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After having difficulty persuading prominent entertainers to participate at the event, the Trump transition team announced on Sunday that the Russian President Vladimir Putin would sing at Donald J. Trump’s Inauguration next month.
In a brief statement from the Kremlin, Putin said, “I will be most delighted to perform for my comrade.”
The choice of Putin raised eyebrows in Washington, since the Russian, while famous for invading neighboring countries and imprisoning political opponents, is not particularly well known as a singer.
In fact, Russian President Putin is a very talented and well-known vocalist:
I read that he will be singing, "Let the Eagle Soar" by noted American composer John Ashcroft.
Captain, you may have read a propaganda piece engineered by foreign intelligence. Be wary!
Yours
David Duke
Mr. Duke,
At least the foreigners have intelligence. We have Hardees porn, jails, pawn and ammo shops, guns, fire works outlets, Cracker Barrel and a Supreme Leader who can't spell.
Captain,
Dont be so hard on the USA.
The world envies the US adult entertainment industry, its freedom of expression, and cultural transparency. Everyone is welcome to participate, all ethnic groups.
As to guns and ammo, it is a cherished Constitutional right.
Your millionsire friend and Brother,
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year…
Weird. I guess this is supposed to be humorous.
Don't quit your day jobs.