At the Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C. Featuring barbecued chicken, fried
chicken, and “all the sides,” plus a burning of satanic music and books, which
includes bibles that aren’t the King James Version.
Story from: kwtx, stltoday.com,
myfoxdc.com
HT: Tyler
Cowen
I just hope they're making the barbecue chicken with saintly Western NC sauce, and not the Satanic Eastern NC stuff.
I'm with you Eric.
Well, if they are willing to accept the King James version of the bible as okay then they are clearly not serious enough. Some people know that to be completely safe you need to go beyond that:
http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project
Bah! They're all heretics! BBQ Chicken??? Everyone knows that pulled pork and baby back ribs are The True Duality, the only true BBQ.
Ah, I see Matt — they're progressives!
Scott, I had the same thought on the chicken, but we may have to part ways on the ribs issue. Although I like ribs, you should see my father's reaction when someone labels anything other than pulled pork "barbecue."
I confess to the heresy of enjoying Texas-style barbecued brisket. Surely I am destined for Hell.