In teaching trial and appellate advocacy, we emphasize the concept of a persuasive theme: A concise statement, preferably only a sentence or two, that conveys the gist of the case in memorable terms. Johnny Cochran may have been mocked for his rhyming theme in the O.J. Simpson trial -- "If the gloves don't fit/You must acquit" -- but the couplet worked.
The video below has five short commercials for Chicago Jewish Funerals. The first clip concludes with one of the best examples I have seen for an effective theme. No need to watch the other four clips; they may also be effective as advertising, but they do not illustrate the sort of "adversarial" theme that lawyers use in litigation.
If it's such a great line, why mangle it?
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
Moreover, you've mangled it trying to make "gloves" grammatical, which misses the entire point. Johnny used this phrase repeatedly to test the validity of evidence, not just the gloves.
https://www.nbcnews.com/dateline/video/if-it-doesnt-fit-you-must-acquit-279038019711
Posted by: anon | January 21, 2020 at 10:40 PM
This reminds me of the legendary summary of the movie "Sid and Nancy" -- "Rome and Juliet On Junk." Pithy summaries have their place.
Posted by: Douglas B. Levene | January 22, 2020 at 01:15 AM
just as an historical side note, it's worth mentioning that according to Cochran the author of that famous line was not Cochran himself but rather Professor Gerry Uelman, also on the defense team.
Posted by: John Steele | January 22, 2020 at 10:53 AM
Thanks, John.
Posted by: Steve L. | January 22, 2020 at 11:37 AM
John
That is explained in the clip linked above.
Uelman was, at that time, the Dean at Santa Clara.
Posted by: anon | January 22, 2020 at 12:49 PM