Is This an Offer I Can't Refuse?

We have all become familiar with the exclusive submission windows now available for many law reviews, but this solicitation puts a new spin on it -- the exclusive acceptance window:

Dear Dr. Steven Lubet,

Hearty wishes from EC Psychology and Psychiatry!

We have gone through your paper “Investigator bias and the PACE trial” and having known your professionalism, we thought this is the right time to approach you. So, we would like to represent EC Psychology and Psychiatry journal with a core desire to publish quality work submitted by dynamic personalities.

A glance at the following link gives you the complete perception.
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Pleased to notify you that, papers received by September 13, 2018 will be immediately subjected to processing and will be published in the subsequent issue. Therefore, without any delay we would like to accept your article submission delightfully through the below link.
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Expecting to have your potential article on time!

With Regards,
Ms. M___ C___

If you do not wish to receive any further e-mails, kindly reply as “Abolish”.

I must admit that I found "Abolish" to be a refreshing alternative to "unsubscribe," but I decided not to reply at all.

NOTE: The initial version of this post accidentally included live links to the journal; I thought I had disabled them, but I was wrong. That has now been corrected.

Comments

[Jeff Lipshaw]

This is the publication application of the Groucho Marx/Woody Allen maxim "I would never want to join a club that would have me as a member."

[Scott Pruitt Edndowed Chair in Environmental Justice]

This is the same kind of deal as these motivational things at the Motel with starving art that promise Al Gore, Dick Cheney and Bill Clinton as speakers. On the other hand, an august intellectual blog like this publishes my comments because I a good looking three bill retail theft lawyer. Works both ways, I guess..

[Enrique Guerra-Pujol (priorprobability.com)]

Be sure to cross-check with Dr Beall's list of predatory open-access journals (https://beallslist.weebly.com/) before sending anything in!

[Scott Pruitt Edndowed Chair in Environmental Justice]

Are they offering you money? Cash, United States currency American (once heard a copper testify like that at a Prelim on a Hand to Hand delivery)? Money is good, you know. It buys silence and allows one to win elections and buy twenty dollars worth at the BP. Maybe they will give you an Amazon gift card?