Katie Holmes, Attorney At Law?

For readers desperate to confirm that Katie Holmes, actress and ex-wife of Scientologist Tom Cruise, is headed to law school, I have very good news: there has never been a better year for the daughter of Toledo attorney, 67 year old Martin J. Holmes Sr. to attend law school.  I trust that, if she is going to learn to think like a lawyer, she'll head to the family law school: the University of Toledo College of Law.  Her dad and her brother (the Junior, of course) are both graduates of UT and both practice in Toledo.  

I assume that having survived all the law-talk over the dinner table, as a kid, she'll get boffo LSAT scores and win a generous scholarship.  (Shoot: she got a 1310 on her SAT's and could have attended Columbia University.  She didn't, of course, and now she's going to have to complete 3/4 of her college degree first in order to go to an ABA accredited law school.  Alternatively, she could attend the California accredited  Southern California Institute of Law, which seems to admit people with no virtually no undergrad coursework, so long as 90% of the coursework that does exist is nonvocational.  But she should be forewarned that the school is boasting a 0% pass rate on the California bar recently.)   

In any case, she may not want to spend a ton on her legal education so she can stash away most of the $400K in annual child support she receives so that Suri's 529 plan will be nicely stuffed when it's time for her to head to college.   At the current pace, Suri's tuition at Columbia - should she be accepted and choose to attend - will be $84,702 per year in 2024, when she turns 18.   Of course, she could save a ton of money by attending a state school - say, the University of Toledo - for her BA.  At $43, 335 per year, it's sure to be a bargain!

 

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A judge awards joint custody unless the child is in danger and it doesn't matter how astute her father is. It would be nice if Katie had full control over Suri including visitation only when she is present.

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Scientology is a dangerous cult that utilizes brainwashing . As long as Tom Cruise is involved with Scientology only supervised visits with Suri should be allowed.