How to Tell if Someone is a "Slut" - For the Visual Learner

One thing that I brought with me from practice to the academy is a fondness for charts in helping me decode complex rules.  I'm especially loyal to charts that route tax compliance, like this one (details not that interesting to the general reader, but you get the idea):

 

But really, Tim Murphy's chart over at Mother Jones (here) is much, much better than any chart I've ever made:

Eureka!