Last night I had another of my infamous law professor anxiety dreams. I thought I'd share it here because, if nothing else, it gives some of the guys over at Volokh something to chuckle about. I guess I've been listening to too many law profs lately complain about lack of space in their buildings because this dream could be entitled 'law prof dreams, bursting at the seams'. In my dream, we finally ran out of classroom space so I was scheduled to teach my trademarks class in the law school courtyard, which would have been fine except that this is Cleveland in the fall and it's already started raining (snow's on the way, I'm told). My students had the bright idea that maybe we should move the class to the cafeteria, but they wouldn't let us in unless we were going to buy something. So I had to foot the bill for all my students to have coffee and pastries during the class. I was wondering if this would be a reimburseable expense I could claim against my faculty budget.
In case anyone is really concerned, as far as I know, this afternoon's trademark class is being held in the usual classroom INSIDE the law school building...
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