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August 25, 2009


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Patrick S. O'Donnell

Yet insofar as eschatological or apocalypitic beliefs are found in both Judaism and Islam, atheists (as well as agnostics, assuming the Rapture doesn't knock them off the fence) alone are best suited for long-term care!

Tim LaHaye

Silly service--the faithful and good pets get raptured, too! Sinner-puppies ought to have to fend for themselves.

Patrick S. O'Donnell

On second thought, there won't be agnostics or atheists around after the apocalypse!


Fundamentalist Christians (and I know, I was one for 30 years) will find the assertions that eating or having sex with pets is immoral unpersuasive. These people believe that outside of fundamentalist Christianity, no one can have morals that will constrain their actions. Funny but true.


Got it. And since, they are always desiring sex with animals, it follows that they think atheists have these desires as well...


Top 10 Signs that you are a CHRISTIAN FUNDIE

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women and children, and even trees.

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit
impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects --
will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.

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this is so crazy!

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