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April 23, 2009


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Tim Zinnecker

Drink an eight-ounce glass of water and then ask your spouse to hide the key to the bathroom until you've graded a specific number of exams. (I could suggest a similar idea involving Benefiber but won't.)

Invite your Dean to grant "committee assignment immunity" to the first three colleagues who submit grades.

Refuse to brush your teeth or comb your hair until you have graded a daily quota of exams.

Let your just-licensed teenager drive the family car while you're in the back seat with a pile of bluebooks that must be graded before you can utter a sound.

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