As the hiring season winds down and the new profs prepare themselves to enter the academy, it might be a good time to share some 'office politics' tips and tricks, to the extent that there are any worth sharing and/or of general application.
In reading an essay in Charles Baxter's, Burning Down the House this weekend, I ran across this description of a faculty member in an English department...
I once had a rumpled and messy friend who was a colleague where I worked. The crucial word here is "once". Most offices have someone around like this person. He was, for a time, unfailingly helpful to young faculty members. He invited them for dinner. A great raconteur and gourmet, he could cook and talk simultaneously and brilliantly. He loved to help out people who were in a weak position. In this role, he was lovable. When they established themselves, when they no longer depended on him, he dropped them. He invented imaginery crimes that they had committed and wouldn't speak to them and would pass them in the hallways without nodding.... He went away for a year and when he came back he was speaking to almost no one. ("Maps and Legends of Hell" in Burning Down the House, 2 ed, 2008, p. 130)
Anyone run across this type in law schools? Any other stereotypes that new profs should avoid or tread carefully around?
Any advice for the unwary?
It's a great profession - goes without saying - but there's office politics like everywhere else. What do you wish you had known when you started out?